queefsweat:

3rd place at the dick suck invational

queefsweat:

3rd place at the dick suck invational

(Source: potdm, via mutuallyassuredseduction)

schmookens:

me

Tags: ballsack

(Source: illkim, via feverinyourpants)

sirlightbulb:

finding out the heights of your internet friends is always the weirdest thing

(via paintgod)

Tags: dril

connietough:

#it looks like joff is jammin to some 90’s rap but marg is more into grunge

connietough:

#it looks like joff is jammin to some 90’s rap but marg is more into grunge

(Source: allrnate, via binarysunrise)

spacerobot123456789:

*tips fedora at hazel grace* m’taphor

(via peach-likethefruit)

relahvant:

i wasn’t expecting this but something tells me i should’ve been

(Source: goomy, via peach-likethefruit)

heckacute:

"Getting to first base" means reading The Old Testament. "Getting to second base" means reading The New Testament. There are no other bases. 

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reallyreallyreallytrying:

method to stop smoking: the cigarette is taped to a ceiling fan and the fan is on. you’re not allowed to turn the fan off or use a ladder

pussylipgloss:

tumblr girls be like ” i want a skinny boy with pale skin, i want him to have bruises, sleepy eyes and dirt under his nails . i want him to have a lazy eye and literally one strand of hair, his natural scent is french fry grease and cigarettes UNF!!!”

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Tags: me

heckacute:

You’re not a real stoner unless you use liquid smoke instead of water in your bong. Smoke the smoke before you smoke it. 

(via mutuallyassuredseduction)

disgusting-weeaboo:

and people say anime is shit.

(Source: piyox22, via coveryourheadandneckwithyourarms)

skypestripper:

hoodbypussy:

Évolution inversée

these dont even look like him

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