unclewhisky:

"We’re gonna die in a fucking gulag, but man, it’ll be worth it."

unclewhisky:

"We’re gonna die in a fucking gulag, but man, it’ll be worth it."

(Source: srsfunny, via coveryourheadandneckwithyourarms)

hellabitcoins:

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

hellabitcoins:

aliwav:

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

hellabitcoins
u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

hellabitcoins:

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

hellabitcoins:

aliwav:

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

hellabitcoins
u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

(Source: vthevegan, via mutuallyassuredseduction)

ladygolem:

ladygolem:

In this episode of Mythbusters: Adam and Jamie find out how hard you’d really have to punch the floor to make your screensaver deactivate

After the break: the Mythbusters construct a satellite dish out of human bones and try to download an ass

(via mutuallyassuredseduction)

susemoji:

where do these white dads come from

(Source: vinebox, via vibrantforest)

mostlytumbler:

You’ve angered the wrong fandom pal, we have gifs of Doctor Who looking cross and we’re not afraid to post them!

(via peach-likethefruit)

nosdrinker:

slutgarbage:

Boys who are into consensual sex and agree with feminism are so cute and I wanna kiss them all.

the bar has never been lower

(Source: bruisedbrat, via nushhhxx)

afxtwin:

Aphex In Effect
Rolling Stones Magazine

afxtwin:

Aphex In Effect

Rolling Stones Magazine

(via jaams)

how to win any argument on tumblr

thegayghostofcodybriscoe:

  • shitty bullet points
  • appeal to emotions
  • strawman argument
  • opinion stated as fact
  • IMPORTANT words in BOLD so you don’t FORGET them
  • this emoticon (◕‿◕✿)

(via mutuallyassuredseduction)

markscherz:

gameraboy:

Comparing dinosaurs to a Boeing 737-900. Via BBC News

Not gonna lie, there was a brief moment where I thought the y axis was cruising altitude

markscherz:

gameraboy:

Comparing dinosaurs to a Boeing 737-900. Via BBC News

Not gonna lie, there was a brief moment where I thought the y axis was cruising altitude

(via mutuallyassuredseduction)

toxicwinner:

aliens: land on earth
us: gives them a brief overview
aliens: my mama says i gotta come home right now immediately 

(via artvevo)

710642:

well? can he????
damedonger:

downside to sim multitasking in ts4: they multitask everything. sims constantly get into conversations in the middle of activities and draw them out even longer, and follow eachother around in a never ending conversation. here we have a couple both engaged in conversation while one of them is on the can and the other is eating
yknow, just like in real life

damedonger:

downside to sim multitasking in ts4: they multitask everything. sims constantly get into conversations in the middle of activities and draw them out even longer, and follow eachother around in a never ending conversation. here we have a couple both engaged in conversation while one of them is on the can and the other is eating

yknow, just like in real life

(via mutuallyassuredseduction)