YOU’VE UPSET TITS
(via iwillmindfuckyou)
if I’m in the middle of a sentence and you decide to start talking over me:
- fuck you
(via iwillmindfuckyou)
if a girl says she wants to cut her hair short and your first response is “i dont like girls with short hair” i will shit in your mouth while you sleep
(via alicedollhouse)
(Source: eqiunox, via mrcleanest)
(Source: thecoolbluerowdyruff, via nintendo420)
Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
wait that’s not what the black market is?
fuck
(via captaingunn)
(via the-absolute-best-gifs)
my favorite image
i will never get over this picture
where my peasents at?
(Source: pugstumes)
getting high is ok but i would so much rather pet a really cool dog
(via wewillbecomesilhouttes)
ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
Jon Snow walks up to Gendry and says, “You must be Robert Baratheon’s bastard”
and runs off into the wilderness shrieking his victory
(via toostrongforblasters)
